©Carter Chill 2021

Hi there neighbors. I’m Carter Chill and welcome to the farm report, brought to you by our good friends at Clinton Farms. The folks at Clinton Farms have been supplying adrenochrome rich babies for over four decades, and in these uncertain time, isn’t it good to know that Clinton Farms are committed to keeping your satanic altars refreshed with the living blood of the finest human stock, literally bursting with that adrenochrome goodness we all crave. That’s Clinton Farms. Cause remember, 666 means MMM MMM good.

Here’s todays Clinton Farms Market report.

Premium breast fed infants 9-12 pounds are up 27 to 4215, while Fine White plump and better off 65 to 3815, Minnesota wild caught toddlers are steady at 1500 for live prime , 545 for choice to 100 for pulp grade sacrifice. Don’t forget Clinton Farms new line of quick-frozen Dead babies perfect for ritual rehearsal, are 865 random, 18 to a spike.

Ethnic farm raised are continuing their upward price momentum up 56 to 1800, with supply still lagging due mainly to distribution issues. With the Barack Obama Hail Satan tunnel replacing the Keystone pipeline, the ethnic market should continue to rise.

Mixed farm raised retail and spot markets are down somewhat losing 78 and a third to 975.  There is a decided post Trump bounce in the market, although drive by harvesting is still being discouraged in most rural markets.

In the secondary markets, six- to eighteen-month-old discards are up 20% due to the supply issues, and we are even seeing some two and three year old’s offered at standard discounts.

Hey Friends, have you noticed that your exo scales are looking …XL?  Is your reptilian shape shifting revealing your shape shifting?  Sure, we all know that the human form adds thirty pounds,  but you don’t have to let time on this planet rob you of your exalted appearance promised to us by Beelzebub. That’s why Clinton Farms offer a full line of reduced calorie babies with all the adrenochrome goodness, and a third of the baby fat. Make a deal with the Devil, and you can once again have that sleek, slimy figure you came to earth with. Thanks to the dedicated team at Clinton Farms. Cause remember, the mark of the beast is the mark of the best.

Baby Bellies April futures are down a quarter to 1266, May even at 1104, and June contracts opening at may strike prices.  The Satanic Deep State Agricultural Division is now projecting significant market volatility through the end of the year, as it appears that Armageddon will be delayed once more due to heavy frost in Hell.

And that’s this week’s Farm Report brought to you by Clinton Farms. Make sure to stay connected with Clinton Farms at hailhilary.com and our new youtubedamned channel.  That’s Clinton Farms…cause remember. They’re onto us.